butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.