He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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