We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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