I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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