this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Welp...herpes.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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