when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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