i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
do herpes really smell.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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