No awkward lesbian experiences without me
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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