I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.