you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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