Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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