Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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