Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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