After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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