tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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