...so i touched it.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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