yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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