Duck Duck Cougar?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life