Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back