So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.