I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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