Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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