I wanna passion pit in your ass
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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