HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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