Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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