I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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