bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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