Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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