erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize
