I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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