I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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