Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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