New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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