? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...