found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic