I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
love makes seman taste better
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.