Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex