So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies