If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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