I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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