going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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