i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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