Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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