Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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