Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's Friday. Sex?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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