all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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