This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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