Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Small penises have feelings too.
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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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