What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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