We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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