Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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