...so i touched it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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