We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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