Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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