HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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