Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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